I locked my car and I went inside my room, sat down on my bed and started thinking of lolade.
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“those days of putting postinor inside plastic drink”
” sege the bad guy really had a hand in it then”
” so, she would be here for two weeks?”
” she has really grown bigger oooooo”
” her burst even appeared to have increased”
I was still thinking about lolade when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I asked and I got a response from outside, “its me lolade”. I quickly jumped up from the bed, went to the door and opened it for her to come in. lolade entered and sat down on my bed while I sat close to her and we started talking.
ME: lolade, I can’t believed what my eyes saw just now, I never knew I could see you again.
LOLADE: shebi you are the one who abandoned me and left me.
ME: not like that now lolade, I told you that I lost my phone and as a result of that, I lost all contacts. when I retrieved my line three weeks later, I expected you to call me so as to save your number but you didn’t call.
LOLADE: you are lieing onihaxy. I called you more than a month after I gained admission and it wasn’t reachable.
ME: ****laughed*** heeeeee!!!!. see the way you mentionend my name , have you forgotten that I was your Oga?
LOLADE: ***smiled*** see you!!!. you sold your birthright the day you lied on my chest.
ME: Ehn ehn?
LOLADE: yes now. so you don’t know before?
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.
LOLADE: why and when did you leave ado ekiti?
ME: I got another job here in Lagos, so I had to relocate
LOLADE: hmmmmm. so, how is your wife?
ME: my wife kee?, I haven’t married yet
LOLADE: I mean your girlfriend.
ME: Girlfriend?, I’m still searching oooo. since you left me and broke communications with me, I have remained single.
LOLADE: so, you wanted to tell me that you don’t have anyone you dated or you are dating since we lost contact?
ME: Not really sha. I used to have one but it is not a serious relationship.
LOLADE: Onihaxy!!!!!!, so you mean you have been sleeping with her and you never took her serious?
ME: Not like that, she is the one that never took me serious. I think she has some other guys in her heart.
LOLADE: hmmmmmm. eeeyah, some ladies sha.
ME: so what about you, do you have any guy you are dating?
LOLADE: yes of course. he is a non teaching staff in my school, we are even planning to have our introduction early next year.
ME:****Chai!!!!!!!!, so why am I even lying, this meat son escape oooooo****** huuuuuuuuh, so you mean you are in a relationship presently?
LOLADE: yes of course. any problem with that?
ME: but we didn’t break up now lolade, we only lost contacts and we have now found each other again.
LOLADE: So you expected me to wait till forever waiting for you?. what if we didn’t meet today nko?.
ME: please LOLADE. please!!!!!!!!!!
LOLADE: its late onihaxy. I have moved on, you too should do the same.
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********. I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. just like magic, we started kissing passionately. we kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. she picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recaharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********. I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. just like magic, we started kissing passionately. we kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. she picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recaharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”
I picked up my phone to update segun on whatsapp about the latest happening.
ME: Hello segun.
SEGE: how you dey onihaxy?
ME: I’m fine oooo. I saw someone today, guess who?
SEGE: Betty?, is she back?
ME: it wasn’t Betty
SEGE: then who?
ME: LOLADE
SEGE: the one that always demand for airtime?
ME: No, that one is kemi. LOLADE is the girl working in the purewater factory I worked with in ado ekiti
SEGE: ooooh, the one you dissolved postinor inside bottled drink for her to drink?
ME: yeah, the one you told me to dissolve drug inside drink for.
SEGE: So na me you dey redirect the evil back to?
ME: yes na. no be you be my coach?
SEGE: You no well. so how did you guys met?
ME: I came back from my cousin’s place this morning and I met her fetching water from the tap at the side of the fence.
SEGE: how come?, is she now living in the neighbourhood?
ME: At all, she said her school is on break and she came to spend the weekend with her sister whom we lived in the same compound together.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I trust you onihaxy, you must be planning to dig her treasure island by now.
ME: Heeeeeeee!!!!!. how did you know?
SEGE: because I knew my friend too much
ME: actually, she came to my room after I met her outside. I tried playing loverboy for her but she didn’t fall for it, she said she is already in love with another guy.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
ME: I tried navigating through the shortcut by approaching her via her weak point which was kissing. I was almost heading to the island until her sister spoilt my mission by calling her on her phone.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, badt guy. chaiiiii, you bad pass me seriously.
ME: you be my boss.
SEGE: but onihaxy, I will like to chip in a little advice.
ME: what is the advice?
SEGE: why not let go of this girls and wait on this girl who had sacrifice everything for you. seriously, there is time for everything. time to be a player and time to be a serious lover. you should start planning your matrimony now.
ME: hmmmmm ****what is this one saying?*******
I sat down and started reminiscing on what segun said.
” I should let go of lolade?”
” so I won’t feel her for a whole two weeks?”
“will that be easy and possible?”
“well, let’s see how it goes”.
I decided to watch a seasonal movie just to while away time and to let go of the thoughts about lolade. the movie was ongoing until it got to a romantic scene where a guy and a lady were engaged in sweet romance and ended up having s-x and I started having this urge to be with someone. immediately, I started thinking of lolade again. I picked up my phone to dial her number and I remembered that i did not have her number, I went outside to the entrance of the other building to see if I would see her but I didn’t. I couldn’t go inside her sister’s room to check on her because her sister and I weren’t in really good terms. I had to return to my room and handled my konji alone while waiting maybe lolade would come back to my room but to my greatest shock, she never returned. the day was over and night came. I decided to take my plastic chair to sit down outside the house maybe I could see her passing by so as to get her phone number from her but I didn’t see her until 11pm that I returned to my room.
I woke up very early on Sunday morning with the help of my alarm and I started preparing for church. I had bath and I was in the kitchen warming my food when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I shouted with the mindset that its likely to be one of the jehova witness people who always knock on doors every Sunday morning. a response cane from outside saying “its me lolade”.
Heeeee!!!!!!, Lolade!!!!!!!, I put off what I was cooking and I rushed out of the kitchen and looked up at the wall clock and the time was 6:05. I opened the door and saw her putting on a gown with her hair covered with a black net, she entered the room and I locked the door.
” I should let go of lolade?”
” so I won’t feel her for a whole two weeks?”
“will that be easy and possible?”
“well, let’s see how it goes”.
I decided to watch a seasonal movie just to while away time and to let go of the thoughts about lolade. the movie was ongoing until it got to a romantic scene where a guy and a lady were engaged in sweet romance and ended up having s-x and I started having this urge to be with someone. immediately, I started thinking of lolade again. I picked up my phone to dial her number and I remembered that i did not have her number, I went outside to the entrance of the other building to see if I would see her but I didn’t. I couldn’t go inside her sister’s room to check on her because her sister and I weren’t in really good terms. I had to return to my room and handled my konji alone while waiting maybe lolade would come back to my room but to my greatest shock, she never returned. the day was over and night came. I decided to take my plastic chair to sit down outside the house maybe I could see her passing by so as to get her phone number from her but I didn’t see her until 11pm that I returned to my room.
I woke up very early on Sunday morning with the help of my alarm and I started preparing for church. I had bath and I was in the kitchen warming my food when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I shouted with the mindset that its likely to be one of the jehova witness people who always knock on doors every Sunday morning. a response cane from outside saying “its me lolade”.
Heeeee!!!!!!, Lolade!!!!!!!, I put off what I was cooking and I rushed out of the kitchen and looked up at the wall clock and the time was 6:05. I opened the door and saw her putting on a gown with her hair covered with a black net, she entered the room and I locked the door.
ME: Lolade, you promised you come back yesterday but I didn’t see you again
LOLADE: don’t be angry jareeee onihaxy. my sister came back with ingredients, so, I was engaged in cooking all through.
ME: eeeyah.
LOLADE: I came to fetch water from outside so I stop by to check on you and too ask you if you will be going to church.
ME: church?, why did ask?,
LOLADE: My sister is going to church but I’m not going, so I want to ask if you will be around.
ME: *****Chaiiii, see opportunity***** I won’t be going to church jareeee.
LOLADE: why?
ME: My cloth isn’t ironed and there Is no light.
LOLADE: OK, I will be back when my sister is away. make sure you cook oooo because I’m hungry oooo.
ME: OK dear, no problem.
lolade opened the door and went out of the room while I turned my head around to see my bible on my bed, I felt so sad and I was like ” Forgive me oh lord.”.
I went back to the kitchen and continued with was I was cooking. the food was ready and I served mine while I remained some for lolade to eat from. I continued to check the time at intervals as if I have something serious to do. At 8:05am, I heard a similar knock on my door and I opened the door for lolade to enter. she was still putting on the same gown and from the appearance of the top of her gown, it appeared as if she wasn’t wearing any bra, my d--k immediately responded to the stimulus as I walked back to the bed and she came closer to sit down with me.
“where is my food?” she asked me and I went inside the kitchen to serve her and returned with her food. she was eating her meal while we were chatting at the same time. I continued from where I stopped the previous day and I was reminding her that I loved her and we should come back together again. she emphasized on it again that it won’t be possible because she already have another guy and the guy has been responsible for her upkeeps in school. I decided to switch over to my previous strategy and I caught her lips unaware and we started kissing.
we were kissing and our body came closer. after like 2 minutes into the kiss, my hand started moving and I landed my palm on her b----t. I squeezed and pressed it and it was then I confirmed it that she wasn’t wearing bra. I moved my hand down to her laps in inserted my hand underneath her gown and raised it up. we both fell flat on the bed still kissing and I moved my hand upwards to her pants and I was about to shove it aside she resisted me. ****chaiiii, which kind defense be this na?***** I pulled out my hand and decided to tickle her and worked on her boobs as I retried moving my hands into her panties. this time, there was no resistance and my hand ended up digging her honeypot I continued this until she reach o----m and my hand was wet. I stylishly pull of my shoes , turned over and was about to dig deep when she used her hand to cover the entrance and she said “onihaxy, use a condom”.
*****chain, where will I get condom now?***** I thought and thought until I remembered that I have one piece of condom given to me during HIV/Aids awareness campaign that was held in my neighborhood some weeks back. I quickly rushed to my leather box and picked it up and I returned to the bed. lolade saw it with me and she said “so, you have pack of condoms here which you use to f--k girls around abi?” I showed the condom to her and told her that it was a branded condom been giving to me in an awareness campaign. I tore the pack, put it on and ride straight to her treasure island for 15 minutes until I cummed and we were both sweating. I stood up, cleaned up with tissue and I gave her tissue to clean up too. lolade began to stare at me in an akward manner and I was confused.
lolade opened the door and went out of the room while I turned my head around to see my bible on my bed, I felt so sad and I was like ” Forgive me oh lord.”.
I went back to the kitchen and continued with was I was cooking. the food was ready and I served mine while I remained some for lolade to eat from. I continued to check the time at intervals as if I have something serious to do. At 8:05am, I heard a similar knock on my door and I opened the door for lolade to enter. she was still putting on the same gown and from the appearance of the top of her gown, it appeared as if she wasn’t wearing any bra, my d--k immediately responded to the stimulus as I walked back to the bed and she came closer to sit down with me.
“where is my food?” she asked me and I went inside the kitchen to serve her and returned with her food. she was eating her meal while we were chatting at the same time. I continued from where I stopped the previous day and I was reminding her that I loved her and we should come back together again. she emphasized on it again that it won’t be possible because she already have another guy and the guy has been responsible for her upkeeps in school. I decided to switch over to my previous strategy and I caught her lips unaware and we started kissing.
we were kissing and our body came closer. after like 2 minutes into the kiss, my hand started moving and I landed my palm on her b----t. I squeezed and pressed it and it was then I confirmed it that she wasn’t wearing bra. I moved my hand down to her laps in inserted my hand underneath her gown and raised it up. we both fell flat on the bed still kissing and I moved my hand upwards to her pants and I was about to shove it aside she resisted me. ****chaiiii, which kind defense be this na?***** I pulled out my hand and decided to tickle her and worked on her boobs as I retried moving my hands into her panties. this time, there was no resistance and my hand ended up digging her honeypot I continued this until she reach o----m and my hand was wet. I stylishly pull of my shoes , turned over and was about to dig deep when she used her hand to cover the entrance and she said “onihaxy, use a condom”.
*****chain, where will I get condom now?***** I thought and thought until I remembered that I have one piece of condom given to me during HIV/Aids awareness campaign that was held in my neighborhood some weeks back. I quickly rushed to my leather box and picked it up and I returned to the bed. lolade saw it with me and she said “so, you have pack of condoms here which you use to f--k girls around abi?” I showed the condom to her and told her that it was a branded condom been giving to me in an awareness campaign. I tore the pack, put it on and ride straight to her treasure island for 15 minutes until I cummed and we were both sweating. I stood up, cleaned up with tissue and I gave her tissue to clean up too. lolade began to stare at me in an akward manner and I was confused.
LOLADE: shebi you are satisfied now?
ME: satisfied as how?, I don’t get you.
LOLADE: I knew this is all what you wanted, its not as if you really wanted to date me.
ME: ****Chaii***** its not so dear. I still Want you back. honestly, I don’t always have urges for just anybody except for the person I love. if I had no feelings for you, I wouldn’t have got the urge to have you.
LOLADE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Men!!!!!!!!!!
ME: I’m serious lolade.
LOLADE: well, its a mission impossible because my heart already belongs to someone else.
lolade and I talked for more minutes until she returned back to her sister’s apartment at 10:30 because she told me that her sister would close from church by 10:30. lolade and I hanged out secretly again before the end of her two weeks break in Maryland and we ended up having s-x two more times before she travelled back to school.
lolade and I talked for more minutes until she returned back to her sister’s apartment at 10:30 because she told me that her sister would close from church by 10:30. lolade and I hanged out secretly again before the end of her two weeks break in Maryland and we ended up having s-x two more times before she travelled back to school.
A week after the departure of lolade, I resumed work on Monday morning and I attended the usual morning meeting. immediately after the meeting, a rumour started spreading that the bank was planning to recruit people for two months project and its likely that bank will invite previous temporary contract staffs based on connections. I left the meeting after the end of it and returned back to my desk only to meet the gossip crew in my office talking about the same proposed project. as I sat down, one of them called on me and said “onihaxy, is it true that the bank is proposing a project that will commence before the end of the year?”, I was surprised and I replied her saying I don’t know neither did I have any idea. she replied me and said “you?, not having idea?, that is a pure lie because your mummy is the boss here. please I have a candidate oooooo, in case your mummy told you to bring someone”. I just laughed and ignored them as others also said the same thing. I settled down and commenced my work for the day and funmi came in about 20 minutes later. it was as if segun and Betty had already knew the time I always have my break, they both engaged me in separate chats in the first 25 minutes of the break before I received a message notification on my system. I dropped my phone and opened the mail and I found out that it was a message from funmilayo telling me to see her in her office, I dropped my phone and went to meet her in her office. I pulled out the visitor’s chair and we started a conversation.
ME: hi funmi, I got your message.
FUNMI: yes, I just want to ask you if you will be going out for lunch.
ME: yes, I will
FUNMI: can you help me to get food while coming back?
ME: No problems. sorry funmi, I want to ask a question and I don’t know how bad you will feel about it.
FUNMI: feeling bad?, I won’t. just ask whatever you want to ask.
ME: I noticed that other staffs always send the cleaners or messengers to buy food for them, even temporary staffs always send them on errands to buy food. But in your own case, you always prefer to send me or go out on your own to buy. I just want to know why my own boss always stress herself. I’m so sorry to ask.
FUNMI: ***smiled***** waoooh, what a brilliant question. I have been expecting you to ask me all this while and I’m so happy you asked me today.
ME: thank you ma. sorry, thank you funmi.
FUNMI: You see, when you get to a certain position at any stage in life and you have a lot of surbodinates eyeing the same post, or you are at the same stage with some people and you are all aiming higher to be promoted to bigger post which only one person can fill at a time, then you have to be more careful and cautious in selecting the people who buys what you use or eat.
ME: I don’t understand.
FUNMI: I mean, there are people who can do anything to unseat you so as to fill your position, and there are also people who can hinder you to get to a higher position that only one person can fill among multitudes. so therefore, I need to be careful in choosing who buys food for me. anybody can conspire with anyone.
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm, now I understand
FUNMI: as a matter of fact, you are the only person I trust in this entire building. I just have this strong believe that you cannot harm me.
ME: *****smiled** thanks so much for trusting me.
FUNMI: you are welcome. what about this your wife, how is she?
ME: who?
FUNMI: Benita
ME: she isn’t my wife, we are just friends.
FUNMI: I hear. has she started working elsewhere?
ME: no, she is still hunting for jobs.
FUNMI: ok, the bank will be embarking on a two months project in mid-december, ask her if she will be interested in joining the project and give me feedback before the end of the day.
ME: Ok, I will. thank you so much.
FUNMI: you are welcome.
FUNMI gave me one thousand naira and I left her office for canteen. I called Benita on phone to enquire from her if she would be interested in the job and she told me that she was interested. I went back to funmi’s office to deliver her food to her and also give her feedback on benita’s response. FUNMI demanded for her phone number which I provided and she promised to include her name among the people that would be invited. I thanked her and as I was about going back to my desk, she called me back
FUNMI: that reminds me onihaxy, tomorrow is adeola’s birthday”
FUNMI gave me one thousand naira and I left her office for canteen. I called Benita on phone to enquire from her if she would be interested in the job and she told me that she was interested. I went back to funmi’s office to deliver her food to her and also give her feedback on benita’s response. FUNMI demanded for her phone number which I provided and she promised to include her name among the people that would be invited. I thanked her and as I was about going back to my desk, she called me back
FUNMI: that reminds me onihaxy, tomorrow is adeola’s birthday”
ME: waoooh, is there going to be a party?”
FUNMI: she is in school presently, maybe she will throw a party among her friends sha.
ME: Eeeeyah. I will like to wish her a happy birthday ooo, but I don’t have her number.
FUNMI: Let me give you then ****calls out the number***
ME: Thanks so much.
I left her office and went back to my desk. I continued with the rest of my work for the day until I drove back home. I had my bath and decided to chat with segun before going to bed.
I left her office and went back to my desk. I continued with the rest of my work for the day until I drove back home. I had my bath and decided to chat with segun before going to bed.
ME: hi segun.
SEGE: I’m good onihaxy, how was today’s work?
ME: it was fine
SEGE: how is your madam too?
ME: She is fine. she even called me to her office today to ask if Benita had started working elsewhere.
SEGE: why did she ask?
ME: the bank is planning to start a two month project in December, so she wanted to know if Benita will be interested. I called Benita to ask from her and she told me she will be interested in the project.
SEGE: that’s good. congratulations. so where will she be staying throughout the duration of the project?
ME: that’s true oooooo, I never thought of it sha.
SEGE: onihaxy, you are having serious problems I swear. did you remember what happened when bimpe saw her in your house?, did you remember the number of days you were begging her on phone?
ME: that’s true ooooo
SEGE: and also, did you remember that Betty will be coming back to Nigeria in the same December?, and its certain that she would stay with you?
Me: haaaaaaa!!!!!, that is true
SEGE: so what will you explain to Betty?, or have you forgotten that you already lied to Benita that you don’t have a girlfriend?
ME: yes, you are right. what do you think I can do now.
SEGE: you are still asking me?, just tell her that your two brothers are now living with you and the place cannot contain four people. and also, tell her that one of the brothers have a very high libido and he had been charged for rape on two occasions, she will definitely understand the handwriting.
ME: ok jaree. thanks so much.
SEGE: you are welcome. let’s chat later jareee. I get visitor.
ME: hmmmmm. SEGE the badoooo!!!!!!.
I ended the chat and composed a lovely birthday message for adeola, I timed the delivery of the message for 11:59pm and I indicates my name on the text message. I slept off there after only to wake up and saw a text from adeola saying “thanks so much for the text message onihaxy. it was the first text I received and I never expected it. you are a darling”. I was like “me?, darling?”.
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