Few days later, I drove to work on Friday morning. I got work and I attended the morning meetings as usual. I settled down on my desk and started the daily job as usual until break time when I was about to go out to buy food, funmi called me into her office and she gave me one thousand naira to buy a plate of rice for her while coming back. I collected the money from her and I went out of the banking hall.
The sun was so intense and I had to drive in my car despite the fact that the canteen is not top far from the bank. I drove to the canteen and decided to stay and eat my food at the canteen before stopping by at the eatery to get funmi’s food. I was eating when my phone rang and I checked the screen to see who was calling, it was a call from Betty and I picked it up.
ME: hello Betty
BETTY: hi dear, you didn’t ask of me for the past two days, it’s unfair oooo.
ME: I’m so sorry about that dear. it was due to stress at work and epileptic power supply
BETTY: Eeya. how is work going? hope NP problems sha?
ME: Not at all dear.
BETTY: do you still have sufficient money on you?,
ME: Not really sha. but I’m managing.
BETTY: OK, daddy wanted to send 600,000 naira to me in two days time. I will give you half of it and I will hold on to the remaining half.
ME: 600K?, what for?
BETTY: *****Laughed****** it’s my pocket money. its equivalent in naira is about 600,000 sha.
ME: how are you going to sustain on the half of the money, will he be enough for you?
BETTY: it should be ok for me. and if it is not, I know how to tax Henry and daddy for more money.
ME: Aaaaaaw!!!!. thanks so much dear.
BETTY: don’t thank me onihaxy, I have always said it to you that anything that belongs to also belong to you. Just do me a favour of not making me to regret that I loved you.
ME: I promise you with the whole of my heart that you won’t regret knowing me
BETTY: Ok dear. how about your friend?, how is he?
ME: You mean segun?
BETTY: yes.
ME: he is fine. we spoke together not quite long sha.
BETTY: My regards to him. Sandra told me that she would be coming home next month and she said they planned to see each other.
ME: Yes, that is true. segun told me the same thing last week. he even asked if you and Sandra will be coming together and I said you aren’t coming to Nigeria until late December.
BETTY: eeyah. my regards to him. since he based in akure, I should see him when we visit your mummy now?
ME: Of course yes. he can’t even wait to meet you too.
BETTY: Ok, I need to rest now. let’s talk later dear.
ME: alright love, bye.
BETTY: bye darling ******hanged up*****
I paid for my meal and drove to the eatery to buy funmi’s plate of rice. I purchased it and went back inside my car and called segun on phone before driving off.
I paid for my meal and drove to the eatery to buy funmi’s plate of rice. I purchased it and went back inside my car and called segun on phone before driving off.
ME: sege, how you dey?
SEGE: I”m good jaree onihaxy. I’m just coming back from the police station.
ME: Police station?, what for?, what happened?
SEGE: thank you ooooo. it was yesterday when one of my girls came to visit me oo, she waited till around 10:30pm before going back home and I decided to see her off.
ME: so what happened?
SEGE: We got to the middle of the road and decided to rest by a car parked along the road to have few discussions before going back home. We discussed and I was hugging her before she leave when an incoming police van suddenly parked beside us.
ME: what is the business of the police with you hugging your girlfriend?
SEGE: I tire ooooooo. two of the policemen came down from the van, walked towards us and began to shout “you wanted to rape her abi?, you just raped her abi?, why is she struggling in your arms?, get into the car now!!!”
ME: hahahahahaha, this is serious, what about the girl?, why didn’t she defend you?
SEGE: they didn’t allow both of us to talk at all before they pushed us into the vehicle and drove us to police station.
ME: ****laughed****** all this silly police sef?, they are just looking for every means to make money from poor people.
SEGE: the thing vex me seriously. This morning when we are to write statements, the police changed the beat of their allegations and said they caught us having s-x in the public by the road side.
ME: haaaaaaaaaaa!!!. this is serious ooooo.
SEGE: I ended up parting away with 10k bail charges while the parents of the girl paid 5k to bail their daughter.
ME: I thought they always write it on their walls that “bail is free?”
SEGE: omo, no mind those guys ooo. that thing na fake advert. it was one of the police I gave out my ATM card to, he withdrew the 10k bail charges before I was released.
ME: Eeeeyahh, next time, just beware of those thieves in black uniform.
SEGE: thanks jaree.
ME: you are welcome. that reminds me, Betty called me not quite long and she asked of you, she said Sandra told her about her coming to Nigeria and your plans to see each other.
SEGE: OK, my regards to her oooooo..
ME: alright guy. let’s talk later, I’m on the road and heading back to work, I went out for lunch.
SEGE: alright jareeeee. bye.
I hanged up on segun and drove back to work while laughing at what the police did to him. I reached my office and gave funmi’s rice to her. I returned back to my table and continued with my work until around 5pm when my cousin in Mushin called me and accused me of not always checking on him because I now lived in Maryland. He complained about how I hadn’t called him for weeks and I realized that I was guilty. I promised him that I would visit him that evening before going back home.
I closed from work earlier and drove to my cousin’s place in Mushin to check on him, we engaged in so much discussions until I was about to go home but I was persuaded to spent the night which I reluctantly agreed to. I woke up the next morning, bath and dressed up and decided to go back home. I bid my cousin good bye and drove off in my car.
I got to Maryland at around 11am and when I reached the front of my gate, I went inside to open the gate and I drove in. as I switched off the engine, opened the door and I was about to shut it, I saw Lolade at the tap beside where I always park my car.
I hanged up on segun and drove back to work while laughing at what the police did to him. I reached my office and gave funmi’s rice to her. I returned back to my table and continued with my work until around 5pm when my cousin in Mushin called me and accused me of not always checking on him because I now lived in Maryland. He complained about how I hadn’t called him for weeks and I realized that I was guilty. I promised him that I would visit him that evening before going back home.
I closed from work earlier and drove to my cousin’s place in Mushin to check on him, we engaged in so much discussions until I was about to go home but I was persuaded to spent the night which I reluctantly agreed to. I woke up the next morning, bath and dressed up and decided to go back home. I bid my cousin good bye and drove off in my car.
I got to Maryland at around 11am and when I reached the front of my gate, I went inside to open the gate and I drove in. as I switched off the engine, opened the door and I was about to shut it, I saw Lolade at the tap beside where I always park my car.
ME: ****shouted**** Lolade!!!!!!!!!!!, is that you?
LOLADE: Heeee!!!! onihaxy!!!!! *****came closer to hug me******
ME: How are you? long time.
LOLADE: I’m fine . its unfair oooooo. you just broke all communications with me since I left your pure water factory in ado ekiti.
ME: I’m so sorry dear, its not my fault. I lost my phone and I lost a lot of contacts as a result of it. so what are you doing here?
LOLADE: my school is on break so I came to spend two weeks here with my sister. I arrived yesterday afternoon.
ME: who is your sister?
LOLADE: aunty Mariam.
ME: Ok, I know her
LOLADE: what about you? what are you doing here?
ME: I live here
LOLADE: you mean that you don’t work in ado ekiti again?
ME: yes. since January.
LOLADE: Waooooh. where is your room?
ME: ******Described the location for her******
LOLADE: Ok, let me drop this water and finish with what I am doing, I will check on you in your room later.
ME: ok dear.
****** chai!!!!!!!!!!!*************
****** chai!!!!!!!!!!!*************
I locked my car and I went inside my room, sat down on my bed and started thinking of lolade.
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“those days of putting postinor inside plastic drink”
” sege the bad guy really had a hand in it then”
” so, she would be here for two weeks?”
” she has really grown bigger oooooo”
” her burst even appeared to have increased”
I was still thinking about lolade when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I asked and I got a response from outside, “its me lolade”. I quickly jumped up from the bed, went to the door and opened it for her to come in. lolade entered and sat down on my bed while I sat close to her and we started talking.
“so, I can see this girl again?”
“what really broke us up sef?”
“chaii, those good old days of office flings”
“those days of putting postinor inside plastic drink”
” sege the bad guy really had a hand in it then”
” so, she would be here for two weeks?”
” she has really grown bigger oooooo”
” her burst even appeared to have increased”
I was still thinking about lolade when I heard a knock on my door. “who is there?” I asked and I got a response from outside, “its me lolade”. I quickly jumped up from the bed, went to the door and opened it for her to come in. lolade entered and sat down on my bed while I sat close to her and we started talking.
ME: lolade, I can’t believed what my eyes saw just now, I never knew I could see you again.
LOLADE: shebi you are the one who abandoned me and left me.
ME: not like that now lolade, I told you that I lost my phone and as a result of that, I lost all contacts. when I retrieved my line three weeks later, I expected you to call me so as to save your number but you didn’t call.
LOLADE: you are lieing onihaxy. I called you more than a month after I gained admission and it wasn’t reachable.
ME: ****laughed*** heeeeee!!!!. see the way you mentionend my name , have you forgotten that I was your Oga?
LOLADE: ***smiled*** see you!!!. you sold your birthright the day you lied on my chest.
ME: Ehn ehn?
LOLADE: yes now. so you don’t know before?
ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm.
LOLADE: why and when did you leave ado ekiti?
ME: I got another job here in Lagos, so I had to relocate
LOLADE: hmmmmm. so, how is your wife?
ME: my wife kee?, I haven’t married yet
LOLADE: I mean your girlfriend.
ME: Girlfriend?, I’m still searching oooo. since you left me and broke communications with me, I have remained single.
LOLADE: so, you wanted to tell me that you don’t have anyone you dated or you are dating since we lost contact?
ME: Not really sha. I used to have one but it is not a serious relationship.
LOLADE: Onihaxy!!!!!!, so you mean you have been sleeping with her and you never took her serious?
ME: Not like that, she is the one that never took me serious. I think she has some other guys in her heart.
LOLADE: hmmmmmm. eeeyah, some ladies sha.
ME: so what about you, do you have any guy you are dating?
LOLADE: yes of course. he is a non teaching staff in my school, we are even planning to have our introduction early next year.
ME:****Chai!!!!!!!!, so why am I even lying, this meat son escape oooooo****** huuuuuuuuh, so you mean you are in a relationship presently?
LOLADE: yes of course. any problem with that?
ME: but we didn’t break up now lolade, we only lost contacts and we have now found each other again.
LOLADE: So you expected me to wait till forever waiting for you?. what if we didn’t meet today nko?.
ME: please LOLADE. please!!!!!!!!!!
LOLADE: its late onihaxy. I have moved on, you too should do the same.
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********. I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. just like magic, we started kissing passionately. we kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. she picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recaharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”
******chaiii, na like this this girl go disappear without me marking any attendance? lailai********. I moved closer to her and started to compose lovely and romantic poems to her while rubbing her laps at the same time. LOLADE was showing some little resistance and she insisted on not dating me again, I immediately remembered that kissing was her weak point back then when we were together. I stylishly moved my head closer to her head in the pretense that I was begging her and I locked her lips with mine. just like magic, we started kissing passionately. we kissed for over two minutes and it was time for my hand to begin movements when her phone suddenly began to ring out loudly. just as if a charm was removed from her, she regained her consciousness and brought out the phone from her pocket and screamed.
“heeeeeee!!!!, it is my sister oooooooo”. she picked the call and they started talking. I guess her sister was already back from an outing because I could hear LOLADE saying to her sister that she went to buy recaharge card from outside. she quickly jumped up from the bed, promised to see me some other times, and I followed her to the corridor and I watched her tiptoe to the next building where her sister was living. I went back into my room and I was like
“why will her sister return at this critical time?”
” and I’m almost halfway to the promise land oooo”
“another opportunity must present itself”
” shebi she would be staying for two weeks?
” and today is just her day 2 out of two weeks?”
” no problem”
I picked up my phone to update segun on whatsapp about the latest happening.
ME: Hello segun.
SEGE: how you dey onihaxy?
ME: I’m fine oooo. I saw someone today, guess who?
SEGE: Betty?, is she back?
ME: it wasn’t Betty
SEGE: then who?
ME: LOLADE
SEGE: the one that always demand for airtime?
ME: No, that one is kemi. LOLADE is the girl working in the purewater factory I worked with in ado ekiti
SEGE: ooooh, the one you dissolved postinor inside bottled drink for her to drink?
ME: yeah, the one you told me to dissolve drug inside drink for.
SEGE: So na me you dey redirect the evil back to?
ME: yes na. no be you be my coach?
SEGE: You no well. so how did you guys met?
ME: I came back from my cousin’s place this morning and I met her fetching water from the tap at the side of the fence.
SEGE: how come?, is she now living in the neighbourhood?
ME: At all, she said her school is on break and she came to spend the weekend with her sister whom we lived in the same compound together.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I trust you onihaxy, you must be planning to dig her treasure island by now.
ME: Heeeeeeee!!!!!. how did you know?
SEGE: because I knew my friend too much
ME: actually, she came to my room after I met her outside. I tried playing loverboy for her but she didn’t fall for it, she said she is already in love with another guy.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
ME: I tried navigating through the shortcut by approaching her via her weak point which was kissing. I was almost heading to the island until her sister spoilt my mission by calling her on her phone.
SEGE: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, badt guy. chaiiiii, you bad pass me seriously.
ME: you be my boss.
SEGE: but onihaxy, I will like to chip in a little advice.
ME: what is the advice?
SEGE: why not let go of this girls and wait on this girl who had sacrifice everything for you. seriously, there is time for everything. time to be a player and time to be a serious lover. you should start planning your matrimony now.
ME: hmmmmm ****what is this one saying?*******
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