I got out of funmi’s office with my heart beating heavily and confusion written on my face. I began to reflect on my last conversations with funmi.
“She said I was full of energy?”
” She was smiling when she said it”
“Does that mean she was conscious of what happened?”
” Does that mean she wasn’t really drunk?”
” She was smiling when she said it”
“Does that mean she was conscious of what happened?”
” Does that mean she wasn’t really drunk?”
” Does it mean she deliberately acted like someone who was drunk or high?”
” Was it that she acted drunk to lured me into sexual intercourse?”
“Why was she asking me about who pull off her clothes?”
” It seems I’m a little bit safe”.
I got to the restaurant and ordered for a plate of rice for myself which I ate there, I also purchased a takeaway pack for funmi. I decided to call segun as I was leaving the restaurant.
ME: hello segun.
SEGE: how far onihaxy?
ME: I’m good. Funmi surprised me today.
SEGE: really? How?.
ME: she told me to see her in her office like an hour ago.
SEGE: hmmmmmm, what happened next?
ME: she started asking me questions.
SEGE: which questions?
ME: she told me that she couldn’t remember how she got home and she asked me. I told her that she was so drunk after taking 5 bottles of Guinness stout and I drove her to her house there after.
SEGE: is that all?
ME: no, she asked me the time I got to her house and the time I left, she asked me if I was the one that changed her cloths.
SEGE: yeeeepa!!!!!. So, what was your response?.
ME: I replied her that I dropped her in her bedroom when we reached her house and I slept in the living room before going home at 4:00am. She just smiled and called out my name saying “hmmmmm onihaxy!!!!!!!”.
SEGE: hmmmmmmmm.
ME: she later gave me a thousand naira to buy a plate of rice for her from the restaurant. As I stood up and was about to go out, she looked at me with a smile and said “onihaxy, you were so full of energy, now I know why you ordered for energy drinks”.
SEGE: *****laughed******* omo see checkmate!!!. She don get you and you have no where to run to.
ME: hmmm segun, but I’m a little bit confused. Does that means that she was concious of what happened?
SEGE: from that her checkmate statement, it’s so obvious that she was over concious. She just decided to take the beer to add more ginger to her swagga. She is a professional badoooo.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm.
SEGE: well, you have been initiated already, just enjoy it while it last.
ME: bad guy.
SEGE: how is betty?, and how far with adebimpe?
ME: betty is fine ooo, she spoke yesterday and she was talking about marriage.
SEGE: marriage as how?
ME: she said she want us to get married after her program in the UK.
SEGE: she has a point now. Do you still expect her to return to her father’s house?, remember that someone else had been planning wedding for her?, so she has no time to stay idle at home, not even now that her father already gave her out to his friend’s son.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: yes ooooo. You guys should just plan it and start living together. Even if it is a registry wedding.
ME: hmmmm. But I was thinking that we should find a way of reconciling me with her father. I don’t like it how I wasn’t given a chance to meet or know her father. What if he decided to send hired assassin to eliminate me because I disrupt her daughter’s pre-planned wedding?.
SEGE: you are a coward jor. Her father can’t do anything to you but you have a point sha. You should get to meet your father inlaw. But do think its going to be a smooth thing?
ME: that was what betty said too. She said her father is very strict and stubborn, she said her father will never agree to terminate her engagement with the guy in abuja.
SEGE: hmmmmmm.
ME: but she said she will discuss with henry sha. I will also see henry and discuss with him.
SEGE: there is a simple solution to all these things now.
ME: what is the solution segun?.
SEGE: just fire some shots inside her and impregnate her straightaway, betty will then let her father know that she was pregnant for you and both doctors and pastor had issued warnings that she will die if she tries to abort the pregnancy.
ME: hmmmmmmmmm. Badt guy.
SEGE: Na so my guy. Cos if you lose that babe, na serious wahala oooo. You might not find her replacement again for life.
ME: yes sir.
SEGE: onihaxy, I think its high time you tune down on every other women. Start planning your matrimony with betty.
ME: ***laughed** I heard you oooo. Let’s chat later, I’m going back to the office.
SEGE: alright. ***hung up*****
I returned to the office and dropped funmi’s food on her table. Luckily for me, she wasn’t on seat when I got there. I returned to my desk and continued the work for the day until around 6:30pm when we closed for the day. I quickly cleared my table and I ran out of the bank to prevent funmi from seeing me, I just couldn’t face her for that day. I got into my car and drove home. At around 8:30pm in the night, my phone was ringing and I checked the screen, it was a call from benita and I picked it up.
ME: hello benita.
BENITA: hi onihaxy, its been a long time.
ME: abi oooooo
BENITA: how is work going?
ME: its going fine dear.
BENITA: onihaxy please, I need a favour from you.
ME: what is it?.
BENITA: I got an assessment test invitation this morning and the venue is lagos. The test will be holding on friday.
ME: waoooh. That’s good.
BENITA: thanks dear. Please, I don’t know if you can accommodate me for the duration of the tests.
ME: haba!!!!!, you are always welcome now.
BENITA: thanks onihaxy. I will arrive in lagos on wednesday and leave probably on sunday.
ME: no problem.
BENITA: make sure you stock your kitchen with food stuffs ooo. I don’t want to go hungry abeg.
ME: funny you.
BENITA: alright, I will call you later.
ME: ok dear
BENITA: bye ***hanged up*****
******chaii!!!!!!, another days of temptation*********
On getting to work on Wednesday morning, I dropped my bag on my desk and went straight to the morning connect session as usual; our unit head came to address us about diligence at work. He complained about the nonchalant attitude of some people in the unit. He also talked about people eating food on their desk which he said was attracting rats into the offices and the rats end up eating documents in the offices when they are out of food leftovers to feed on. Funmi walked into the meeting and greeted everyone, we all replied her, she picked a seat to sit down while she signaled at our unit head to come over and they had a short mouth to ear gossip. Our team leader later told us that funmi wanted to address us and we all clapped as she stood up and walked to the front of the hall. I was so carried away with her colorful gown outfit plus her beautifully packed braids. Her waist was oscillating as she was moving to the front with her nice show making
sounds on the floor, she got to the front, turned around and the first smile she released was so captivating. Our eyes met as she was about to start her speech and we couldn’t both help it but spend extra few seconds to stare and smiled at each other.
Funmi started her speech by appreciating everyone for our work and efforts in ensuring to meet up with our daily and weekly targets. She later complained about people who are found of gossiping during official hours and she said their gossips leads to lack of focus and concentrations which in turn leads to committing errors at work In which the bank will always be at the receiving end either by losing customers or been sanctioned by the central bank of Nigeria for misconduct. She also talked about a welfare program been initiated towards christmas celebration because of some of us who are spending the first Christmas with the bank, she talked about the end of the year party and how we are going to be part of it. We clapped as she walked away from the front of the hall and walked out of the room. I couldn’t just take my eyes of her as she was going out ****gosh!!!!!!, this woman always look gorgeous and astonishing***
The guy sitting beside me whom was among the people we resumed together had to tap me and call back my attention saying “onihaxy!!!!!!!, you and this your madam sha. Are you sure there is nothing going on between the two of you?”, I smiled at him and I replied him that I was just looking and nothing more.
The meeting ended at 7:30am and I returned to my desk to start with my work for the day. At 10am my phone rang and I checked the screen, it was a call from benita and I picked it up.
sounds on the floor, she got to the front, turned around and the first smile she released was so captivating. Our eyes met as she was about to start her speech and we couldn’t both help it but spend extra few seconds to stare and smiled at each other.
Funmi started her speech by appreciating everyone for our work and efforts in ensuring to meet up with our daily and weekly targets. She later complained about people who are found of gossiping during official hours and she said their gossips leads to lack of focus and concentrations which in turn leads to committing errors at work In which the bank will always be at the receiving end either by losing customers or been sanctioned by the central bank of Nigeria for misconduct. She also talked about a welfare program been initiated towards christmas celebration because of some of us who are spending the first Christmas with the bank, she talked about the end of the year party and how we are going to be part of it. We clapped as she walked away from the front of the hall and walked out of the room. I couldn’t just take my eyes of her as she was going out ****gosh!!!!!!, this woman always look gorgeous and astonishing***
The guy sitting beside me whom was among the people we resumed together had to tap me and call back my attention saying “onihaxy!!!!!!!, you and this your madam sha. Are you sure there is nothing going on between the two of you?”, I smiled at him and I replied him that I was just looking and nothing more.
The meeting ended at 7:30am and I returned to my desk to start with my work for the day. At 10am my phone rang and I checked the screen, it was a call from benita and I picked it up.
BENITA: hello onihaxy.
ME: hi benita
BENITA: I’m already on my way to Lagos.
ME: ok dear.
BENITA: so how are we going to see?, should I go straight to your house?, or you will come to pick me up at the park?,
ME: my key is with me, so there is no way you can enter into the house, it’s also possible that I may close late at work,
BENITA: you and funmi again abi?
ME: ***laughed** you aren’t serious Benita. It’s not about funmi, my unit head told us to wait after the close of business.
BENITA: so what is going to happen now?
ME: maybe you should come and meet me in the bank, then we will go home together
BENITA: no, I can’t. I don’t want anyone in the bank to see me.
ME: so what do we do now?
BENITA: don’t worry, I will be at your house waiting for you.
ME: ok dear.
I hung up on Benita to continue with my work only for me to receive a mail from funmilayo, telling me to see her in her office immediately. I was like
“What have I done wrong again?”
“Is she going to send me on another errand?”
“Could it be about what happened previously?”
I suspended what I was doing and I went to meet her in the office. I knocked on her door and I entered, she told me to sit down and I pulled out a chair.
I hung up on Benita to continue with my work only for me to receive a mail from funmilayo, telling me to see her in her office immediately. I was like
“What have I done wrong again?”
“Is she going to send me on another errand?”
“Could it be about what happened previously?”
I suspended what I was doing and I went to meet her in the office. I knocked on her door and I entered, she told me to sit down and I pulled out a chair.
FUNMI: how are you?
ME: I’m fine. I saw your mail.
FUNMI: yeah. Why were you smiling at me in the morning?
ME: I was just smiling.
FUNMI: you and I know that’s a lie.
ME: ok, I was admiring your dress and heels.
FUNMI: waoooh. Are you serious?
ME: yes. You always look astonishing in those gowns.
FUNMI: thanks so much.
ME: you are welcome.
FUNMI: alright. Now, let’s talk about what happened on friday night.
ME: ***** scared****** what happened?
FUNMI: ****smiled*** you don’t have to be scared onihaxy. I might be drunk that night but I could still remember everything that happened in my bedroom that night.
ME: hmmmmmmm.
FUNMI: ****smiled**** yes. I knew I made the move and put you in the mood, but you were so full of energy I actually enjoyed it.
ME: *****silent*****
FUNMI: was that why you have been acting awkward since Monday?
ME: not all.
FUNMI: ok. Will you be going out for lunch?
ME: not at all.
FUNMI: ok, you can go.
I left funmi’s office and returned to my desk to continue with my work. I started reflecting back to the conversations between funmi and I and couldn’t help it but to smile. At 6:30pm, I got a call from Benita and she told me that she was at the park, I told her to start going to my house and I will meet her at home. I closed for the day at 7:00pm and I drove back home to meet Benita at home.
I got home and I met her standing at the entrance of my room with her bag standing in between her legs. We hugged each other as I opened the door for both of us to enter. We sat down and discussed for a while before I went to the kitchen to prepare noodles for us to eat. I was still in the kitchen when I heard the sound of the shower from the bathroom and I knew Benita was already inside. I finished from the kitchen and brought the food to the room for us to eat but I couldn’t hold back my erection when I saw Benita wearing an a-s revealing bump shorts and a spagetti top which was revealing the t-t of her n-----s.
*****chai!!!!!!!, Here comes another temptation******
I got home and I met her standing at the entrance of my room with her bag standing in between her legs. We hugged each other as I opened the door for both of us to enter. We sat down and discussed for a while before I went to the kitchen to prepare noodles for us to eat. I was still in the kitchen when I heard the sound of the shower from the bathroom and I knew Benita was already inside. I finished from the kitchen and brought the food to the room for us to eat but I couldn’t hold back my erection when I saw Benita wearing an a-s revealing bump shorts and a spagetti top which was revealing the t-t of her n-----s.
*****chai!!!!!!!, Here comes another temptation******
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