I drove out of the bank with funmilayo sitting beside me and we started to gist and discuss on our way.
FUNMI: so you always hang out like this every fridays?
ME: not at all, just once in a while.
FUNMI: like how often?
ME: like ones in a month sha.
FUNMI: hmmmmmmmm. You are forming holy saint abi?
ME: **smiled** I’m serious funmi, I’m not really the outing type, except once in a while when my friends pressurise me to go out with them.
FUNMI: it’s hard to believe sha.
ME: haba, what makes you think so?
FUNMI: a cute guy like you?, driving a cool ride?, and you won’t be going out to have fun?.
ME: funny you funmi. But like seriously, I hardly go out sha.
FUNMI: so, what brand do you drink?
ME: malt and coke.
FUNMI: are you joking?
ME: I’m serious funmi. I don’t drink. The highest I can take is energy drink.
FUNMI: energy drink? ****clears throat*** what for?
ME: **smiled*** what I mean is that if there isn’t a coke or malt, the next thing I can take is an energy drink.
FUNMI: like bullet right?
ME: not at all. I mean non-alcoholic ones.
FUNMI: I don’t believe you anyway. So how is your wife?, are you hearing from her?
ME: my wife?, who?
FUNMI: the lady you always go home with.
ME: oooooooh, you mean Benita?
FUNMI: yeah.
ME: she is not my wife oooooo.
FUNMI: and you always go home and then come to work together abi?
ME: her road was just on my path, so I do help her by picking her up in the morning and then dropping her in the evening.
FUNMI: was she the only person in the bank living along your path?
ME: I don’t think so.
FUNMI: then why is she the only one you always pick up in the morning and drop later at nights?
ME: ****smiled****** it’s not what you think funmilayo. She was the only one who approached me for help in picking her up every morning, others didn’t.
FUNMI: what about the periods you were living together at your apartment in Maryland?
ME: **** surprised ***** who told you that we lived together?
FUNMI: forget that one onihaxy. Do you really think I don’t know?
ME: we never lived together funmi.
FUNMI: never mind then. So where is she now?
ME: I think she is in rivers state.
FUNMI: is she working there?
ME: no oo, she went to visit her fiancé. But she told me that she would hunt for jobs there.
FUNMI: ok, her fiancée stays in rivers State right?
ME: yes.
FUNMI: is he working there too?
ME: I think so.
FUNMI: ***smiled**** onihaxy!!!!!!!
ME: what is that?
FUNMI: but you told me that her fiance lived in same street with you?
ME: *** chaii!!!!! ***** yeah, that was what she told me earlier, only for her to tell me later that her fiancé lives in rivers state.
FUNMI: my regards to her anyways.
I began to wonder how funmi got to know that Benita lived with me.
“Could it be true that she knew?”
“Or maybe she was just pulling my legs”
“Or people don carry rumours reach her side?”
“But no one knew about it except my closest friends and benita closest friends too”
We arrived at a bar and we located two empty seats and we sat down. The bar man came to meet us and I was surprised when funmi ordered for two bottles of Guinness and a plate of pepper soup. She asked me what I wanted and I told her energy drink is ok for me. Funmi told the barman to give me 2 cans of energy drink and a plate of pepper soup. The fear of the fees gripped me and it was so obvious on my face as I was staring at the barman while he was walking away. “Calm down onihaxy, the bill is on me. afterall, I am the one compensating you for delaying you.” Funmi said as she noticed how I was looking at the guy. I replied her “haba, money isn’t a problem na. How much is it sef?”.
The barman arrived with our order and we started to eat and drink and having series of gist along the line. Funmi was laughing out loudly to every of my jokes and we were relating like mates, the whole atmosphere was devoid of boss to staff relationship. Funmi ordered for three more bottles and that was when I began to realize that I was on a long thing.
I checked the time and it was few minutes to 11pm. Funmi had started acting funmi like someone who drank to stupor and she began to say funny things.
“Onihaxy, nothing dey happen”
” What happened to my car sef?”
” Onihaxy, someone must receive query on monday”
” Onihaxy, I need two more bottles”
” Don’t mind me. I’m not drunk ooo”
I began to wonder how funmi got to know that Benita lived with me.
“Could it be true that she knew?”
“Or maybe she was just pulling my legs”
“Or people don carry rumours reach her side?”
“But no one knew about it except my closest friends and benita closest friends too”
We arrived at a bar and we located two empty seats and we sat down. The bar man came to meet us and I was surprised when funmi ordered for two bottles of Guinness and a plate of pepper soup. She asked me what I wanted and I told her energy drink is ok for me. Funmi told the barman to give me 2 cans of energy drink and a plate of pepper soup. The fear of the fees gripped me and it was so obvious on my face as I was staring at the barman while he was walking away. “Calm down onihaxy, the bill is on me. afterall, I am the one compensating you for delaying you.” Funmi said as she noticed how I was looking at the guy. I replied her “haba, money isn’t a problem na. How much is it sef?”.
The barman arrived with our order and we started to eat and drink and having series of gist along the line. Funmi was laughing out loudly to every of my jokes and we were relating like mates, the whole atmosphere was devoid of boss to staff relationship. Funmi ordered for three more bottles and that was when I began to realize that I was on a long thing.
I checked the time and it was few minutes to 11pm. Funmi had started acting funmi like someone who drank to stupor and she began to say funny things.
“Onihaxy, nothing dey happen”
” What happened to my car sef?”
” Onihaxy, someone must receive query on monday”
” Onihaxy, I need two more bottles”
” Don’t mind me. I’m not drunk ooo”
From all what funmi was spewing out, I need no soothsayers to tell me that funmi was indeed drunk. I called the barman and asked him how much we are paying, he told me the price and I picked funmi’s purse and paid him. I tapped funmi to let us start going but she was behaving funny. I held her hand and lifted her up while I walked in the front hoping that she was following me. To my surprise, I looked back and realized that funmi had fell down back to the chair. “Chai, wahala dey oooo”, I walked backwards to lift her up and take her to the car but I realized that she was too heavy for me. I looked around and I saw some guys having their drinks at the other table. I walked up to them and beg them to assist me in taking this woman to the car. They laughed at me as two of them stood up and followed me to help me.
They held funmi and walked her to the car as I carried her bag and led them. I started the car engine and drove off from the bar after thanking the guys that helped me. I drove straight to funmilayo’s house in the estate where she lives. I picked her. keys from her bag and opened her main gate to enter. I parked my car and stopped the car engine. I looked at clock on my dashboard and it was 12:09am. “Thank God tomorrow is Saturday. How do I get back home at this mid-night?”, I was so tired and weak as I alighted from the car. I was still holding her bunch of keys and I walked towards her main door, I tried several keys until I was able to open the door. I switched on the lights and I returned to the car to pick funmi. She was staggering and saying funny things as I took her inside the main house. I didn’t see anyone at home as we walked to her room. We got to her room and I opened the door and took her inside. I made her sit on the bed while I sat on the sofa in her room to brainstorm on how to get back home in that midnight. I got the greatest shock of my life when funmilayo stood up and staggered to the wardrobe. She pull of her clothes including her bra. She has only pants on her and she brought out a night gown and put it on.
I was like “maybe she didn’t realized that I was here probably because she was drunk”, but funmi surprised me when she dipped her hand underneath the gown and pulled off her pant and threw it inside her wardrobe. I sensed danger immediately and I stood up to start going out before someone accuse me of rape because of her drunk state, but funmi walked closer and pushed me to the bed. I fell flat on my back and she came for me and sat on my laps.
They held funmi and walked her to the car as I carried her bag and led them. I started the car engine and drove off from the bar after thanking the guys that helped me. I drove straight to funmilayo’s house in the estate where she lives. I picked her. keys from her bag and opened her main gate to enter. I parked my car and stopped the car engine. I looked at clock on my dashboard and it was 12:09am. “Thank God tomorrow is Saturday. How do I get back home at this mid-night?”, I was so tired and weak as I alighted from the car. I was still holding her bunch of keys and I walked towards her main door, I tried several keys until I was able to open the door. I switched on the lights and I returned to the car to pick funmi. She was staggering and saying funny things as I took her inside the main house. I didn’t see anyone at home as we walked to her room. We got to her room and I opened the door and took her inside. I made her sit on the bed while I sat on the sofa in her room to brainstorm on how to get back home in that midnight. I got the greatest shock of my life when funmilayo stood up and staggered to the wardrobe. She pull of her clothes including her bra. She has only pants on her and she brought out a night gown and put it on.
I was like “maybe she didn’t realized that I was here probably because she was drunk”, but funmi surprised me when she dipped her hand underneath the gown and pulled off her pant and threw it inside her wardrobe. I sensed danger immediately and I stood up to start going out before someone accuse me of rape because of her drunk state, but funmi walked closer and pushed me to the bed. I fell flat on my back and she came for me and sat on my laps.
ME: *** scared *** funmi, funmi funmi!!!!, stop stop stop stop!!!!!!
FUNMI: ***acting funny and drunk*** my husband, what is it sef?
ME: *** surprised*** Me?, your husband? Haaaaa
FUNMI: you are the one that always complain that I hadn’t been making the move all this while. Now that I need you badly, give it to me like its hot.
ME: haaaaaaa, I’m doomed. What is happening?, what is going on?
Funmi sat down firmly on my laps and her hips was pressing on my d--k. I tried to resist her and push her away because I was caught unaware and unprepared. Funmi’s weight was so much on me that I couldn’t turn around. She was looking at me and laughing out without any iota of guilt or remorse on her face, she went for my shirt buttons and I was left with a mixed feelings of erection and confusion.
“What is going on?”
” Is this act from funmi intentional?”
” No, I don’t think it is”
” She was drunk”
” Yes, she drank to stupor”
” I remembered, she took five bottles of Guinness”
“She must be under influence of alcohol”
” But can just 5 bottles make someone to behave this way?”
” I don’t think she is conscious of what she is doing”
” Or is this not the same funmi who is my boss?”
” Hope this act won’t get me into trouble?”
” Hope it won’t backfire on me at work?”
” Hope she won’t accuse me of molesting her because she was drunk?”
“Hope this act won’t bring enemity between funmi and I?”
“Or how do I explain this strange and unaware adventure?”
“What is going on?”
” Is this act from funmi intentional?”
” No, I don’t think it is”
” She was drunk”
” Yes, she drank to stupor”
” I remembered, she took five bottles of Guinness”
“She must be under influence of alcohol”
” But can just 5 bottles make someone to behave this way?”
” I don’t think she is conscious of what she is doing”
” Or is this not the same funmi who is my boss?”
” Hope this act won’t get me into trouble?”
” Hope it won’t backfire on me at work?”
” Hope she won’t accuse me of molesting her because she was drunk?”
“Hope this act won’t bring enemity between funmi and I?”
“Or how do I explain this strange and unaware adventure?”
I was still lost in my thoughts when funmi finally loosed the whole of my buttons. She pulled my hands and placed them on her b-----s while she went further to lose my belt. This time, my mind wasn’t doing the thinking anymore as I began to gain further erection and I began to get in the mood. She dropped my belt and pulled down my trousers to the knee level while I was still busy manipulating her b-----s. Funmi bent forward and kissed me as her b----t was fully pressing my chest. I could feel the taste and smell of alcohol from her mouth as she was doing this.
I stretched my hands towards the back of her a-s. I forced my hand sideways until it reached the end of her night gown. I raised it up and landed my hand on her c------s. I began to manipulate it and she began to moan. I spent much time on the c------s without finger f-----g her. When I noticed that she had cummed, I gently slide my fingers inside of her and began to dig in and out of her with my finger. Funmi was not only moaning but screaming. I was amazed to discover that her hole was that tight despite the fact that she had children. I was still busy manipulating her with my right finger while I dipped my left finger underneath her chest down to my boxers. I loosed the single botton on the penis hole to bring out my erected penis. I pushed it backward and held with the same hand while I located her entrance and then slide in gently. Funmi let out a loud moan and she pressed forward on me. I held her a-s with my two hands and I was raising it up and pulling it down. I was making funmi to rise and fall on me as we were f-----g in “drunk woman ontop” style.
When her weight was getting to much for me to carry, I pushed her away to make her sleep on her back and I lied on her to f--k her in missionary. The entire s-x lasted for about 15 minutes before I cummed. About 3 minutes after I stood up from funmi, I turned to her side and discovered that she had started sleeping. I stood up and went to her trolley to pick tissue paper and cleaned myself up. I also cleaned up the stains on the bedsheet and pulled down her gown to make her dress properly. I flushed the tissue in the toilet and I sat back on the bed to ponder on all that happened.
“What just happened?”
“Did I just f----d funmi?”
“Haaaaa, my boss!!”
” But she started it now?”
” What if she wake up and denied that she never seduce me?”
” What if she wake up and accuse me of rapeing her?”
I felt back on the bed and couldn’t sleep that night. At 4,O’clock on dot, I left her on her bed as she was still sleeping. I picked up her keys and went outside to open her gate, I returned her key to her living room and I drove out of the building. I stopped the car and I came back to close the gate and returned to my car and I drove off. When I got to the entrance gate of the estate, I was stopped by the security guards and I was told that I won’t be able to go out of the estate until 5am. I had to beg them that I received an emergency call to come nd help to carry a labouring pregnnt woman to hospital for delivery. It was then that they allowed me to go out after searching my car thoroughly. I drove home and arrived at my place at few minutes to 7am. I fell back on my bed and I began to imagine all that happened.
I stretched my hands towards the back of her a-s. I forced my hand sideways until it reached the end of her night gown. I raised it up and landed my hand on her c------s. I began to manipulate it and she began to moan. I spent much time on the c------s without finger f-----g her. When I noticed that she had cummed, I gently slide my fingers inside of her and began to dig in and out of her with my finger. Funmi was not only moaning but screaming. I was amazed to discover that her hole was that tight despite the fact that she had children. I was still busy manipulating her with my right finger while I dipped my left finger underneath her chest down to my boxers. I loosed the single botton on the penis hole to bring out my erected penis. I pushed it backward and held with the same hand while I located her entrance and then slide in gently. Funmi let out a loud moan and she pressed forward on me. I held her a-s with my two hands and I was raising it up and pulling it down. I was making funmi to rise and fall on me as we were f-----g in “drunk woman ontop” style.
When her weight was getting to much for me to carry, I pushed her away to make her sleep on her back and I lied on her to f--k her in missionary. The entire s-x lasted for about 15 minutes before I cummed. About 3 minutes after I stood up from funmi, I turned to her side and discovered that she had started sleeping. I stood up and went to her trolley to pick tissue paper and cleaned myself up. I also cleaned up the stains on the bedsheet and pulled down her gown to make her dress properly. I flushed the tissue in the toilet and I sat back on the bed to ponder on all that happened.
“What just happened?”
“Did I just f----d funmi?”
“Haaaaa, my boss!!”
” But she started it now?”
” What if she wake up and denied that she never seduce me?”
” What if she wake up and accuse me of rapeing her?”
I felt back on the bed and couldn’t sleep that night. At 4,O’clock on dot, I left her on her bed as she was still sleeping. I picked up her keys and went outside to open her gate, I returned her key to her living room and I drove out of the building. I stopped the car and I came back to close the gate and returned to my car and I drove off. When I got to the entrance gate of the estate, I was stopped by the security guards and I was told that I won’t be able to go out of the estate until 5am. I had to beg them that I received an emergency call to come nd help to carry a labouring pregnnt woman to hospital for delivery. It was then that they allowed me to go out after searching my car thoroughly. I drove home and arrived at my place at few minutes to 7am. I fell back on my bed and I began to imagine all that happened.
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