BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do u want
ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want
you to stop me. Infact, I want your 100%
support.
you to stop me. Infact, I want your 100%
support.
BIMPE: alright, I heard you.
ME: and also, I want …………
BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can
grant, nothing more ***hanged up***
ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of
my certificates na” ***redials number and it
was switched off***
I dropped the phone and continued with my
work until I got multiple pings from betty. I
suspended my activities and chat with her.
ME: hi love.
BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me
waiting since na.
ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.
BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.
ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew
bimpe.
BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was
your ex?
ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.
BETTY: so what was the relationship between
you guys?.
ME: we used to live on the same street in
portharcout.
BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her
earlier on the day you saw her on my phone.
ME: because we weren’t in good terms
BETTY: really?, what happened?
ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant.
So we had a fight on a particular day and
since then, I hated her with passion.
BETTY: are you sure there was nothing
romantic attached to it?
ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her.
**yinmu***
BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want
to talk about you. I guess the hatred na long
thing.
ME: loooool.
BETTY: and now that you want to date her
husband’s sister, how will you guys be
relating?
ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.
BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart,
will you guys continue like this?.
ME: maybe we would settle our differences
because of you then.
BETTY: that would be better.
ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I
want balance the account for the day.
BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.
I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got
home and decided to gist segun on the latest
development.
ME: hi sege.
SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.
ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now
abi?.
SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So
na concubine you be for now.
ME: you no well.
SEGE: so how far about that parole?.
ME: loool. I don do am.
SEGE: e work?
ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t
know that bimpe can fall for a threat.
SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m am oracle.
I told you she has her marriage to protect, so
its going to work. What you just have to do is
to be bold always and don’t let fear appear on
your voice and on your face. She would
definitely continue to fall for it.
ME: thank you jaree.
SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?
ME: no ooooo,
SEGE: why na?,
ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call,
and her number hasn’t been reachable since
then.
SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from
motor car death for 20years, na cutlass go
still kill am.
Me: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys
had?.
ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful
marriage.
SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out
the truth about you and bimpe. Or else, you
will be finished.
ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries
about bimpe from me sef.
SEGE: really?, when?, how?
ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her
phone and she screamed just like I did when I
saw bimpe’s picture on her phone?.
SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you
come take resolve am?
ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both
agreed on a story to cook for betty.
SEGE: did it work?
ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once
lived on the same street and we had a fight
SEGE: and she believed you?.
ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the
fight for us sef.
SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be
that. Now I’m proud to be a good coach.
ME: you no well.
********7 months after*************
Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and
I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever I
call betty, she would give phone to bimpe to
say hi. Betty was trying all her best to settle
the fake fight between me and bimpe, so
bimpe and I were playing along just to make
betty happy. I asked betty why she was always
around bimpe and she told me that they lived
together in the same house.
Betty told me that her brother who is bimpe’s
husband do travel to abuja most times, so she
was staying in the house with the family to
assist them.
“Chaiiii, this one is strong oooo”.
I began to miss betty and we agreed that we
would be swapping visits. If I visit her this
month, she would visit me the following
month. She was the first to visit me the
following month. She came on a friday and
returned on sunday and it was a moment of
sexual and romantic sessions. Betty was so
sweet and hot on bed, she was among the
girls I so much enjoyed s-x with.
The following month, it was my turn to visit.
Betty made me realise that there was no way I
could lodge at her house. She said I could
only stay with someone and visit her at home
and return same day. I wasn’t comfortable
with the arrangement at first but I had no
choice than to agree.
The following month on the 3rd weekend, I left
Ado on friday evening and travelled to lagos. I
got to lag at around 11pm and I stayed over
at a cousin’s place in mushin. On saturday.
Betty sent her address to me and I followed it.
I board a bus to oshodi, and from there, I took
another bus to lekki phase one and dropped at
the gate. I climbed the bridge and crossed to
the other side. At the entrance of lekki phase
one gate, I began to count range rover vogue
like pure water, “chaiii, omo see big big cars
as dem plenty here fa. These are cars I get to
see in Ado once in 2 months, no wonder betty
said she can’t settle in ado, chaii!!!, this girl’s
family must be rich ooo”.
I took a bus from the gate and dropped at
road 8 as described by betty. I dropped at the
junction and called betty and she later came
to pick me. We walked few distance until we
got to her house. ” Chaii!!!, omo see fine
bungalow”.
We entered the compound and finally into the
living room. I sat on the chair and she offered
me a juice. Few seconds later, a small girl
walked out of no where to the living room.
Betty said “that is Daniella, Aunty bimpe’s
daughter”. I waved at her and she smiled at
me, I pulled her closer and was playing with
her until I heard footsteps on the staircase as
someone was walking down the stairs. I
looked at the direction and behold, I set my
eyes on my own Adebimpe again and she was
staring at me as if she should remove my
kidney. I got scared and my heart suddenly
began to beat faster.
Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and
I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever I
call betty, she would give phone to bimpe to
say hi. Betty was trying all her best to settle
the fake fight between me and bimpe, so
bimpe and I were playing along just to make
betty happy. I asked betty why she was always
around bimpe and she told me that they lived
together in the same house.
Betty told me that her brother who is bimpe’s
husband do travel to abuja most times, so she
was staying in the house with the family to
assist them.
“Chaiiii, this one is strong oooo”.
I began to miss betty and we agreed that we
would be swapping visits. If I visit her this
month, she would visit me the following
month. She was the first to visit me the
following month. She came on a friday and
returned on sunday and it was a moment of
sexual and romantic sessions. Betty was so
sweet and hot on bed, she was among the
girls I so much enjoyed s-x with.
The following month, it was my turn to visit.
Betty made me realise that there was no way I
could lodge at her house. She said I could
only stay with someone and visit her at home
and return same day. I wasn’t comfortable
with the arrangement at first but I had no
choice than to agree.
The following month on the 3rd weekend, I left
Ado on friday evening and travelled to lagos. I
got to lag at around 11pm and I stayed over
at a cousin’s place in mushin. On saturday.
Betty sent her address to me and I followed it.
I board a bus to oshodi, and from there, I took
another bus to lekki phase one and dropped at
the gate. I climbed the bridge and crossed to
the other side. At the entrance of lekki phase
one gate, I began to count range rover vogue
like pure water, “chaiii, omo see big big cars
as dem plenty here fa. These are cars I get to
see in Ado once in 2 months, no wonder betty
said she can’t settle in ado, chaii!!!, this girl’s
family must be rich ooo”.
I took a bus from the gate and dropped at
road 8 as described by betty. I dropped at the
junction and called betty and she later came
to pick me. We walked few distance until we
got to her house. ” Chaii!!!, omo see fine
bungalow”.
We entered the compound and finally into the
living room. I sat on the chair and she offered
me a juice. Few seconds later, a small girl
walked out of no where to the living room.
Betty said “that is Daniella, Aunty bimpe’s
daughter”. I waved at her and she smiled at
me, I pulled her closer and was playing with
her until I heard footsteps on the staircase as
someone was walking down the stairs. I
looked at the direction and behold, I set my
eyes on my own Adebimpe again and she was
staring at me as if she should remove my
kidney. I got scared and my heart suddenly
began to beat faster.
BETTY: ***turned to bimpe*** that is onihaxy,
my boyfriend. **pointing at me***
ME: hi.
BIMPE: **frowned** hi, how are you sir?
ME: ***me?, sir?***, I’m fine ma.
BIMPE: **sat down and pulled her daughter
closer****, I heard you came from Ado?.
ME: yes
BIMPE: that’s cool. How was the journey?.
BIMPE: it was ok.
BETTY: **came closer to sit with me**
onihaxy, I told Aunty bimpe a lot about you
and she had always said she can’t wait to see
you.
ME: **chaiiii, *** really?
BIMPE: ***fake smile***yeah. I have always
wanted to see the person who puts a smile on
my little mummy’s face.
ME: ***smiled also*** thank you ma.
BETTY: loooooolz. That reminds me.
BIMPE: ***looked at betty’s direction***
what’s that?.
BETTY: onihaxy told me that he knew you and
that you once lived in the same street, is that
true?.
BIMPE: **looked at me somehow*** yes,
seems so.
ME: hmmmmmm
BETTY: and he told me that you had a quarrel
that hasn’t been resolved.
ME: silent
BIMPE: is that what he told you? ***turned to
betty***
BETTY: yes Aunty.
BIMPE: don’t mind him, we lived in same
street and we met at a filling station while
queuing to buy fuel, and can you imagine, he
pushed my keg away and slapped me because
I left the queue to squeeze my keg for just a
litre of petrol.
ME: ***chaiii, this girl can lie oooo, the devil
is definitely a learner ooooo****
BETTY: **turned to me** onihaxy, is that true?
ME: **looking sober** yes, why would I queue
inside the sun for over an hour and someone
would just come to outline me.
BIMPE: can you just hear him?.
BETTY: **stood up and moved closer to
bimpe**. Please its ok, I want everything to
settle here right now and that’s why I invited
onihaxy here so that both of you can meet and
settle.
ME: I’m no more angry with her.
BIMPE: I’m still very much angry. Imagine, he
slapped me that day.
BETTY: aunty bimpe, please its ok, let’s just
forget the past and let there be peace again. I
beg of you.
BIMPE: its ok, I heard you.
BETTY: mummy daniella, are you sure?
BIMPE: yes.
BETTY: haba, Aunty, but you are still frowning
now.
BIMPE: its ok **faked smile***.
BETTY: ok, let me bring a wine and let’s have
a toast for the peace been restored between
you guys.
BIMPE: ok,
ME: ok.
Betty left for the wine and bimpe and I was
sitting opposite each other at the living room
staring at each other as if we should break
bottle on each other’s head. The look on her
face was so scary that I was becoming
uncomfortable and getting scared as I was
seated. Betty arrived with the wine and we
both faked a smile, betty popped the bottle
and pour the drink into 3 glass cup. We had a
toast and we drank it.
BETTY: now that peace had been restored
between two old street neighbours, let me
excuse you guys for a moment, I want to buy
cway water for the dispenser from the 2nd
street. I will be back in a jiffy.
ME: ***smiled*** ok dear.
BIMPE: ***faced betty and smiled also***
alright love.
Betty left the room and bimpe and I were both
silent until we heard the sound of the gate
indicating that betty had left the compound.
Bimpe stood up from her seat and walked
towards me. My heart was beaten faster as
she was coming closer. She finally stopped
few inches from me.
BIMPE: **yelled with frowned face*** you are
playing with fire onihaxy, and I will advise you
to thread gently. Don’t just try me.
ME: and what will you do to me? ***with
boldness***
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to
threaten me anymore because I’m now in
charge.
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: where are my certificates?.
BIMPE: which silly certificates?, you told me
that I should eat them. So if you want your
certificates, go to lawma, because they have
been disposed away long time ago.
ME: bimpe, before the count of 3 bring out my
credentials or else…….
BIMPE: or else what?
ME: I will burst out the bubble.
BIMPE: **laughed and clapped**** clap for
yourself. Go ahead and burst whatever you
want to burst. For your information, my
husband and her sister are already aware that
a patient raped me while I was working with
an abuja based hospital. I have pictures and
video evidences of where I was crying
helplessly after you raped me.
And also, I have told my husband about my
past relationships so there is nothing new that
you want to say that he isn’t aware of. So mr
man, they would be so happy to meet the guy
who did the raping. If you don’t burst
whatever you want to burst, then you are a
b-----d.
**hissed and walked out of the living room
with her daughter*******
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my boyfriend. **pointing at me***
ME: hi.
BIMPE: **frowned** hi, how are you sir?
ME: ***me?, sir?***, I’m fine ma.
BIMPE: **sat down and pulled her daughter
closer****, I heard you came from Ado?.
ME: yes
BIMPE: that’s cool. How was the journey?.
BIMPE: it was ok.
BETTY: **came closer to sit with me**
onihaxy, I told Aunty bimpe a lot about you
and she had always said she can’t wait to see
you.
ME: **chaiiii, *** really?
BIMPE: ***fake smile***yeah. I have always
wanted to see the person who puts a smile on
my little mummy’s face.
ME: ***smiled also*** thank you ma.
BETTY: loooooolz. That reminds me.
BIMPE: ***looked at betty’s direction***
what’s that?.
BETTY: onihaxy told me that he knew you and
that you once lived in the same street, is that
true?.
BIMPE: **looked at me somehow*** yes,
seems so.
ME: hmmmmmm
BETTY: and he told me that you had a quarrel
that hasn’t been resolved.
ME: silent
BIMPE: is that what he told you? ***turned to
betty***
BETTY: yes Aunty.
BIMPE: don’t mind him, we lived in same
street and we met at a filling station while
queuing to buy fuel, and can you imagine, he
pushed my keg away and slapped me because
I left the queue to squeeze my keg for just a
litre of petrol.
ME: ***chaiii, this girl can lie oooo, the devil
is definitely a learner ooooo****
BETTY: **turned to me** onihaxy, is that true?
ME: **looking sober** yes, why would I queue
inside the sun for over an hour and someone
would just come to outline me.
BIMPE: can you just hear him?.
BETTY: **stood up and moved closer to
bimpe**. Please its ok, I want everything to
settle here right now and that’s why I invited
onihaxy here so that both of you can meet and
settle.
ME: I’m no more angry with her.
BIMPE: I’m still very much angry. Imagine, he
slapped me that day.
BETTY: aunty bimpe, please its ok, let’s just
forget the past and let there be peace again. I
beg of you.
BIMPE: its ok, I heard you.
BETTY: mummy daniella, are you sure?
BIMPE: yes.
BETTY: haba, Aunty, but you are still frowning
now.
BIMPE: its ok **faked smile***.
BETTY: ok, let me bring a wine and let’s have
a toast for the peace been restored between
you guys.
BIMPE: ok,
ME: ok.
Betty left for the wine and bimpe and I was
sitting opposite each other at the living room
staring at each other as if we should break
bottle on each other’s head. The look on her
face was so scary that I was becoming
uncomfortable and getting scared as I was
seated. Betty arrived with the wine and we
both faked a smile, betty popped the bottle
and pour the drink into 3 glass cup. We had a
toast and we drank it.
BETTY: now that peace had been restored
between two old street neighbours, let me
excuse you guys for a moment, I want to buy
cway water for the dispenser from the 2nd
street. I will be back in a jiffy.
ME: ***smiled*** ok dear.
BIMPE: ***faced betty and smiled also***
alright love.
Betty left the room and bimpe and I were both
silent until we heard the sound of the gate
indicating that betty had left the compound.
Bimpe stood up from her seat and walked
towards me. My heart was beaten faster as
she was coming closer. She finally stopped
few inches from me.
BIMPE: **yelled with frowned face*** you are
playing with fire onihaxy, and I will advise you
to thread gently. Don’t just try me.
ME: and what will you do to me? ***with
boldness***
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to
threaten me anymore because I’m now in
charge.
BIMPE: let’s just watch and see.
ME: where are my certificates?.
BIMPE: which silly certificates?, you told me
that I should eat them. So if you want your
certificates, go to lawma, because they have
been disposed away long time ago.
ME: bimpe, before the count of 3 bring out my
credentials or else…….
BIMPE: or else what?
ME: I will burst out the bubble.
BIMPE: **laughed and clapped**** clap for
yourself. Go ahead and burst whatever you
want to burst. For your information, my
husband and her sister are already aware that
a patient raped me while I was working with
an abuja based hospital. I have pictures and
video evidences of where I was crying
helplessly after you raped me.
And also, I have told my husband about my
past relationships so there is nothing new that
you want to say that he isn’t aware of. So mr
man, they would be so happy to meet the guy
who did the raping. If you don’t burst
whatever you want to burst, then you are a
b-----d.
**hissed and walked out of the living room
with her daughter*******
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