The facebook girl season 2 episode 3

Recharge card again?, what do I do this time?,
segun must not hear this, and I don’t want her
to change her mind about coming over to see
me, but seriously, I was tired of this airtime
demands of a thing but at the same time, I
wanted to fucck kemi.

I decided to risk it again and transfer N100
airtime to her from my phone. One thing about
kemi was that, whenever she gets an airtime
below what she requested for, she would never
call back to appreciate but if she gets the
exact amount she requested for, she would call
back and spend maximum of 30seconds on a
call. After the transfer, she didn’t call back as
usual and I ignored her.
On saturday, I went to visit segun and we had
a chat about kemi. I told segun that kemi
would be around on the following week and
my guy came up with a master plan as usual.
ME: sege, that my babe go arrive next
weekend ooooo
SEGE: bimpe or kemi?
ME: which one be bimpe again jor?, its kemi
SEGE: oooooh, the airtime merchandise?
ME: na you sabi.
SEGE: but is she staying over at your place?,
or just stopping by to visit?
ME: we never discuss that one yet
SEGE: all the same, you must sample that girl
at this only opportunity oooo. Or else, u might
not see another opportunity again.
ME: I go try sha.
SEGE: you must do ni. You know hungry girls
like kemi requires special tactics to get them
laid.
ME: really?, gist me.
SEGE: firstly, you must act or fake it that you
have money to spend on her when she is
around, you must be good at fake promises
and your mouth must be loaded with lies, na
that thing dey give them hope say “hmmm, I
must maga this guy, e be like say e get
money”
ME: hmmmm sege!!!!, and after that nko?
****getting interesting*****,
SEGE: you must be smart to play your game
wella so as not to miss the fuccking. Make
sure that u post all the spending till after s-x,
and not before.
ME: I still don’t understand
SEGE: mr maga, listen. If you spend before
planning to have s-x, you might not get it,
just keep making mouth till you get what you
want.
ME: I hear you ooooo.
SEGE: when she dey with you. Call me and we
go act drama for her.
ME: mr sege!!!!!, I dey fear you oooo
SEGE: you think say I be mumu like you?. Na
me dey scam girls, girls no dey dupe me.
Loooool.
I returned home that night. Segun and I began
our rehearsals on whatsapp ahead of kemi’s
arrival. Ever since I was growing up, I had
always have this mentality that “the more you
spend for her, the more she loves you” but
segun changed my orientation and made me
realize that most times, “the more you spend
blindly, the more you are a maga”.
Between monday and Wednesday of the
following week, kemi called me more than 5
times but I didn’t pick up, I intentionally
refused to pick up because I knew she would
always demand for airtime. On thursday
morning, I called her myself.
ME: hello kemi
KEMI: my love, how are you?, why did you
refused picking my calls for the past four
days?
ME: I’m sorry, the phone was on silent since
sunday night and I misplaced it since then. I
tried calling the number from another phone
to trace it but it wasn’t ringing out, it was this
morning that I found it inside the kitchen
cupboard.
KEMI: eeyah, sorry about that my love, I was
thinking you were with another girl, maybe
that’s why you refused to pick up.
ME: ****oloshi, this one wey you dey call me
“my love” I know say na “send me airtime” go
end am********, baby when are you coming?.
KEMI: I would arrive this evening, but the
event is tomorrow and saturday.
ME: are you staying over at my place?
KEMI: ***laughs****
ME: why laughing?
KEMI: you are funny ni, I’m coming with my
family, we would be staying over at the place
provided for us. since I’m not alone, I won’t be
able to stay over at your place.
ME: huuuuuh, how do I take you out for
shopping then?
KEMI: eeeeeeehhh!!! You mean you want to
shop for me?
ME: yes, I am even buying a phone for you
since you said your phone is giving you
issues.
KEMI: huuuuh. That’s why I love you honey.
But why don’t we do it like this?
ME: how?
KEMI: please do all the shopping and bring it
to me where I would be staying, I might not be
chanced to spend time outside, sebi I told you
I would be with my family?
ME: ****heartbroken “oloshi”******* no
problem dear, let’s postpone all the shopping
and gifts to another day that you would have
time. I can’t just be roaming about
supermarkets alone on my own without you by
my side, I would only come and say Hi to you
wherever you are. That’s all
KEMI: common dear, so you won’t bring
anything for me?
ME: not sure, maybe apples only sha.
KEMI: haba!!!, ok you know what!
ME: what?
KEMI: let me get to akure first, then I would
know how to squeeze out time to go out with
you.
ME: that’s my baby
KEMI: are you happy now?
ME: off course. So what time will u get to
akure?
KEMI: can’t say yet, but we would leave home
by 10am sha.
ME: ok dear, can’t wait to see you
KEMI: same here dear
ME: pls let me know when you are around
KEMI: ok my love, eeeerhm my love, please
can you do me a favour please!!
ME: ***hanged up*****, oloshi, the only favour
I have been doing you is Airtime, “omo-ale

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